Chuck Norris Pwns McCain

 

As far as common knowledge goes, whatever Chuck Norris says: goes. Usually I follow what Chuck Norris says/does for the fear of being killed, but this time I’m going to have to disagree with what the ‘hero’ says.

Norris, who is backing Mike Huckabee and his campaign, is quoted as to saying “I didn’t pick John [McCain] to support because I’m just afraid that the vice president would wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency.” Norris, who is 67 and infamous for ‘knowing all’, obviously does not know that with age comes knowledge which is definitely true with candidates such as Barack Obama whom have had little experience in office.

Not only that, but John McCain seems to have good age genetics. During his speech after winning the South Carolina caucuse, McCain introduced his MOTHER. Yes, the 71-year old presidential candidate’s mother is alive and kicking at the young age of 95!

Either way, Mike Huckabee is thinking up every excuse in the book as to why he did not win this weekend’s caucuse. From blaming the poor weather, to claiming fellow candidate Fred Thompson stole some of his votes; either way Huckabee: YOU LOST GET OVER IT! Not even Chuck Norris can fix that. Yes, I said it.

source: MSNBC

Mccain FTW!

John McCain has come out victor for the republicans this evening in the South Carolina Caucuses with 33% of the votes! The 71-year old presidential candidate narrowly beat competitor Mike Huckabee by just 3%. Thompson came in third place in South Carolina with 6% .

Lately I’ve been considering switching my support from Rudy Giuliani to McCain being that Giuliani’s tactics are currently bursting into flames. In my opinion and the opinions of most, if Giuliani does not win the Florida caucuse, there is no hope in him becoming the 44th president of The United States.

McCain’s campaign on the other  hand is going very successful. Compared to in what I believe to be Mike Huckabee’s extremist religious beliefs, McCain is seen very well in most people’s minds. He is not entirely religious, nor does he have a rocky background, his only downfall may be his beliefs on immigration. Either way, McCain being moderate is what I believe will be the only thing that will eventually stop Clinton in her tracks.

source: MSNBC