Chuck Norris Pwns McCain

 

As far as common knowledge goes, whatever Chuck Norris says: goes. Usually I follow what Chuck Norris says/does for the fear of being killed, but this time I’m going to have to disagree with what the ‘hero’ says.

Norris, who is backing Mike Huckabee and his campaign, is quoted as to saying “I didn’t pick John [McCain] to support because I’m just afraid that the vice president would wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency.” Norris, who is 67 and infamous for ‘knowing all’, obviously does not know that with age comes knowledge which is definitely true with candidates such as Barack Obama whom have had little experience in office.

Not only that, but John McCain seems to have good age genetics. During his speech after winning the South Carolina caucuse, McCain introduced his MOTHER. Yes, the 71-year old presidential candidate’s mother is alive and kicking at the young age of 95!

Either way, Mike Huckabee is thinking up every excuse in the book as to why he did not win this weekend’s caucuse. From blaming the poor weather, to claiming fellow candidate Fred Thompson stole some of his votes; either way Huckabee: YOU LOST GET OVER IT! Not even Chuck Norris can fix that. Yes, I said it.

source: MSNBC